Apparel & Accessories
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The Surge Matrix Sport Denim Reversible Jacket
This isn’t any jean jacket, it’s a Sport Denim Reversible Jacket. High-tech stretch denim and Primaloft insulation offer warmth and breathability, but most importantly won't hinder movement - because without movement, there wouldn't be sports.- $44.70
$149.00- $44.70
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The Surge Matrix Sport Denim Button Down
This isn’t any regular denim button down, it’s a Sport Denim button down. Classy enough to meet your fiancé’s family and stretchy enough to get your opponent in a headlock (if you’re a wrestler). It’s denim, but for sports.- $26.70
$89.00- $26.70
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Sandstorm Floating Rig
Unfortunately we can't provide a sexy lifeguard to give you mouth to mouth if you drown, but we can keep your Pit Vipers from drowning with this floating RIG (Retention Improvement Gear).- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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Actualbush Fishing Tee
Going fishing? Evade the eyes of your prey in Actualbush™, the all-purpose camouflage solution designed to blend into every bush. 100% cotton. 99.69% preshrunk. 420% better than every t-shirt you already own.- $11.70
$39.00- $11.70
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Combustion Flag
WARNING: Flying this flag may attract an onslaught of party people. 3 x 5 feet (not inches).- $10.20
$34.00- $10.20
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Memphis RIG
Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is, these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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Merika Floating Rig
Unfortunately we can't provide a sexy lifeguard to give you mouth to mouth if you drown, but we can keep your Pit Vipers from drowning with this floating RIG (Retention Improvement Gear).- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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Sport Beer Rig
Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is, these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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Sport Beer Hot Mesh Hat
The hottest five panel on the market features a broad bill to block the sun and mesh side panels to keep you cool as the cucumber in your bedside table. It's lightweight and packable, with an absorbent headband to fight sweat. Comes complete with...- $10.20
$34.00- $10.20
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Big Duck Hunter Trucker Hat
Ride a smooth 69 miles per hour with a hat that’ll shade your pretty face from the sun and let everyone know you mean business.- $10.20
$34.00- $10.20
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Sport Beer Dangerfield Hat
Win responsibly in the official hat of Sport Beer. It has a rope on it.- $10.20
$34.00- $10.20
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Sport Beer Groomer
Skiing is hard, but groomers make it easy. Premium corduroy fabrication, zippered closure, and tie down attachment ensure this hat won’t budge at full turbo velocity.- $10.20
$34.00- $10.20
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Sport Beer Beer Belt
Carries 6 cans of beer, beans, or whatever you desire to keep near your rear. Adjustable belt can reach up to 58" in circumference.- $7.50
$25.00- $7.50
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Night Splatter Short Sleeve Tee
100% cotton. 99.69% Preshrunk. 420% better than every t-shirt you already own. It also glows in the dark.- $11.70
$39.00- $11.70
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Sport Beer Bucket Hat
The world’s #1 bucket hat features internal velcro strap technology and a tie-down chinstrap for ultimate adjustability and comfort.- $13.20
$44.00- $13.20
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Sport Beer Stepdad Short
Win responsibly in the official shorts of Sport Beer. They have a stretch waist, ties to keep from getting pantsed, and pockets that’ll keep all the photos of your real girlfriend that goes to a different school protected.- $22.20
$74.00- $22.20
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Exciters Earpiece
These earpieces only fit The Exciters, our dual lens sunglasses. Two earpieces come with every purchase, because you have two ears. That made sense to us. You can change your earpieces by pulling the old ones really hard, then pushing the new ones in...- $1.26
$4.20- $1.26
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