Apparel & Accessories
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Marissa's Nails RIG
Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is, these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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Voltage Floating RIG
Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is, these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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Victory Lame Floating RIG
Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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The Surge Matrix Limpcloth
The soft solution for keeping your Pit Vipers from getting scratched up. It’s like a security blanket, but for sunglasses.- $3.90
$13.00- $3.90
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The Laserdisc Limpcloth
The soft solution for keeping your Pit Vipers from getting scratched up. It’s like a security blanket, but for sunglasses.- $3.90
$13.00- $3.90
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Long Track Firmcase
This zippered Firmcase fits all sizes of Pit Vipers. Equipped with a small carabiner to attach to your backpack or favorite hole for easy access on the go.- $7.20
$24.00- $7.20
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The Food Court Limpcloth
The soft solution for keeping your Pit Vipers from getting scratched up. It’s like a security blanket, but for sunglasses.- $3.90
$13.00- $3.90
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The In-A-Pickle Firm Case
It’s a Firmcase that looks like a pickle. What else do you want me to say?- $7.20
$24.00- $7.20
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Death By Coconut Floating RIG
Unfortunately we can't provide a sexy lifeguard to give you mouth to mouth if you drown, but we can keep your Pit Vipers from drowning with this floating RIG (Retention Improvement Gear).- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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Rec Center Floating RIG
Unfortunately we can't provide a sexy lifeguard to give you mouth to mouth if you drown, but we can keep your Pit Vipers from drowning with this floating RIG (Retention Improvement Gear).- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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Rec Center Fleece Limpcloth
Not a hard case, not a miracle, just a soft, flexible solution for keeping your Pit Vipers from getting scratched up in your backpack. It’s like a security blanket, but for sunglasses.- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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The Merika - Firmcase
Finally, you can buy a hard case for your Pit Vipers. This zippered closure Firmcase fits all sizes of Pit Vipers. Yes, even those chunky Original Wides. Equipped with a small carabiner to attach to your backpack or favorite hole for easy access on...- $5.70
$19.00- $5.70
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Underground Key Player - Firmcaseâ„¢
Finally, you can buy a hard case for your Pit Vipers. This zippered closure Firmcase fits all sizes of Pit Vipers. Yes, even those chunky Double Wides. Equipped with a small carabiner to attach to your backpack or favorite hole for easy access on...- $7.20
$24.00- $7.20
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The Eggplant Firmcase
It’s a Firmcase that looks like an eggplant. What else do you want me to say?- $7.20
$24.00- $7.20
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Son of Peach Firmcase
Finally, you can buy a hard case for your Pit Vipers. This zippered closure Firmcase fits all sizes of Pit Vipers. Yes, even those chunky Original Wides. Equipped with a small carabiner to attach to your backpack or favorite hole for easy access on...- $7.20
$24.00- $7.20
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High Roller Chain Rig
Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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Rat Tail Tie Downsª
Bring the party to your ears with the ultimate Pit Viper accessory.- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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Beaded RIG
Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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Snake Oil Lens Cleaner
Anti-fog your Pit Vipers as you clear them of unnecessary filth and muck. Defogging action lasts all day. Our Snake Oil is safe on all Pit Vipers. Do not drink this sh*t.- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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The Frank RIG
Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is, these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.- $7.20
$24.00- $7.20
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